Small Town Rule #2: Thar Be Sea Monsters

Substitute “people who may strike you as totally ridiculous” for “sea monsters”.

Now, the beauty of city life is that you expect a certain percentage of lunatics, eccentrics, and crackling psychopaths. These are the folks that brighten your commute. Or the ones who provide unintentional street-side entertainment.

Well, God blessed the rural bits of this grand nation with those sorts here, too.

And therein lies the rub: no one expects it here. For some reason people assume small towns don’t have their share of kooks. I venture to say small towns probably have a similar percentage… made different only by the common knowledge about which ones are truly dangerous. (See Rule #1).

It was here that I was planning to tell you about developments across the street. I had a long list of bitchy complaints followed by an elitist-sounding harrumph ending in “what the hell is WRONG with people”?

Suffice to say: changing location involves changing the types of people with whom you encounter on a daily basis. Or so I meditated as I watched people drag trash out of their home and into a pop-up tent in the yard and move into it — in the rain. (?)

I think all of us get a bit too comfortable in one particular social set. If you make changes to your environment from city to rural, or rural to city life, prepare.

Thar be sea monsters.

Loading...
Suburbs suck. Let's revitalize our micropolitans.
No-Spam Guarantee